#or moxiety

[instantromannoodles]

[cr33p5]

their friendship is everything to me and they have me in fucking shambles

(strictly platonic)

[aherosoup]

with you, there’s no pretending

you know me, you know me

[orbch]

selfcest yaoi for the soul

[dukeyeatsdeodorant]

Roman makes spotify playlists for his crush

Virgil makes poems for his crush

Patton bakes treats for his crush

Logan buys books that he thinks his crush would like so he can talk to them about it

Janus knits for his crush. I don't know how to explain this and I won't.

Remus kills for his crush.

This can be applied to any ship :)

[pencilpat]

Virgil Sanders are heat-seeking creatures.......

[logan-the-artist]

based on an actual conversation i had

[moondeew]

I have no explanation for this just wanted to draw Patton carrying the other sides

ignore how each one is kind of a diffrent style lol- especially Janus’s cuz that’s the only one I used an actual reference for

Ofc Roman had to be carried princess-style

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Virgil: Patton hasn’t texted me back in three hours, he must have died

Remus: or he hates you

Virgil: even I’m not anxious enough to conceive a universe where that’s possible, the only plausible explanation is he’s dead

[sandersontheside]

What Your Favorite Sanders Sides Ship Says About You

Inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t's excellent series!

Prinxiety: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on. Also, you probably watched BBC Merlin at some point.

Analogical: Your ideal relationship dynamic is two cats on opposite ends of the same couch.

Anxceit: Your addiction to edgy boys got so bad that one day you decided: [spongebob meme] What’s better than ONE edgy boy? TWO edgy boys!

Dukexiety: I’m not saying you for sure see a therapist, but I am saying with as much love as possible, that maybe you should.

Moxiety: You are touch starved. You don't want to be hugged, you want to use another human being as a weighted blanket.

Logicality: Your ideal relationship dynamic is sitcom wife x sitcom husband.

Intruality: Either "I can fix him" or "I can make him worse" depending on which side you're projecting on

Royality: Your ideal relationship dynamic is himbo x himbo, and you have so much ADHD.

Remrom: 🚨 FBI OPEN UP 🚨

Logince: How's that crush on your much more extroverted best friend going?

Intrulogical: Looking back on your childhood, you can pinpoint The Master from Doctor Who as the beginning of your crippling addiction to the most unhinged characters known to fiction.

Lociet: Half of you came here from shipping L and Light in Death Note, and half of you came here from shipping Sherlock and Moriarty in BBC Sherlock.

Dukeciet: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of committing arson together.

Roceit: Your ideal relationship dynamic is just that tumblr post that's like "go fuck yourself" "fuck me yourself, coward."

Mociet: I'm not saying you for sure have daddy issues, but I am saying I would be surprised if you didn't

LAMP/DLAMP(polycule): You don’t like to make decisions.

Nicomas: And, finally, you are a firm believer in keeping things canon and keeping things wholesome. You just want good things for Thomas, and really, who wouldn't?

[analoceits]

im bored. who wants my ideas for sanders sides fusions?

logan and virgil: forethought. probably fuses whenever thomas needs a plan ASAP. hes the one who plans ahead, thinks up every possible scenario and then what to do. owns a terrifying amount of red string. i think he would also control toms reflexes. ranty and intense.

virgil and roman: hope/spite. they have two fused forms for different situations. hope is for when thomas is at his lowest and needs to get back up. very soothing, gruff but warm. spite is for when thomas has been knocked down and needs to get back up. full of fucking rage.

patton and janus: repression. fused when he was younger and not out yet, only fuses when its an emergency nowadays. he is a major part of keeping thomas safe. if there is something he cant safely express, its his job to hide it a way. hes cold but just warm enough to not be offputting. very mature and calm.

logan and remus: morbidity. strangely, only fuses in calm scenarios; when thomas is willing to explore his darker throughts. oddly cool in his fascination towards dark things, would probably disect himself if he could.

patton and virgil: guilt. fuses mostly late at night. cries a lot. can never do something even close to wrong without immediately trying to make up for it. cares deeply abt others, a mix of virgils fierce protectiveness and pattons lovey dovey nature.

virgil and janus: desperation. fuses in the worst case. utterly terrifying. can and will do anything to protect thomas from threats. has 0 sense of morals and will do things that arent forgiveable. feral and deeply aggressive at all times. his gloves are always bloodstained. janus and virgil cant look at themselves or each other after being him for a long time.

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

patton: fight me

virgil: *standing behind him* touch him and you’ll regret it

janus: *standing behind both of them* touch either of and you won’t live long enough to regret anything

remus, behind janus with a huge knife: *waves*

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Sanders Sides as Ao3 pt. 4

Bonus blank pic of Patton and Virgil because it made me laugh:

[radioactive-dazey]

Sanders Sides as things me and my friends have said, Pt 24

Virgil: Dude how do I start loving myself

Patton: Small things.

Patton: Or start loving the things around you and the natural beauty everything holds until you realize that you're part of that

Virgil: ... Ok but are there speed-running strats or

[robertdownerjunior]

virgil: temple kisses

roman: cheek kisses

logan: forehead kisses

patton: nose kisses

janus: hand kisses

remus: [redacted] kisses

[dukeyeatsdeodorant]

Virgil, on a road trip with Patton, after an hour of dad jokes: Patton, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. click Virgil: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!